Poetry & Blindfolds

1-Name something a claustrophobic person should not get in
My girlfriend.

2-What one thing does a woman spend the most time on when getting ready to go on a date?
The floor.

3- What is a Spanish word that everyone knows the meaning of?
Immigrant.

4- Name something in your bathroom that you leave plugged in all the time?
Terri Shiavo.

5- Besides golfers, what is something you see on a golf course?
Great land potential.

6-Name a household chore you actually enjoy:
Tolerance of garbage.

7-Name something you walk on?
Feet.

8-Name a place where you see nervous people?
At the Confident People With Dyslexia Center.

9-Name something that can be cherry flavored:
Cherry-flavored tree bark.

10-Complete this phrase: “I’ll never forget my first _____”:
Blank.

11-Name another word for “Dad”:
Brilliantspermdonor.

12-Name another word for “Mom”:
Whenshediesigetlotsofmoney.

13-Name something a married couple might want to have 2 of:
Psychoanalysts.

14-What is the first part of a person’s body to lose the war with gravity?
All.

15-Name something that is sold by the bunch:
Bradys.

16-What age would you retire if you had enough money?
Industrial.

17-Name something you find on a kitchen table?
Enlightenment.

18-Name something that rhymes with “dizzy”:
Oh jolly good, he seems like a right nice chap, is he?

19-Tell me how many people you kissed last New Year’s Eve?
100.  It was one amazing second.

20 -Name something you see in a jail cell:
If you’re very unlucky, someone else’s navel up close.

21-Name a month with 31 days:
I’ll call it Bill.

22-Name an occupation where you might work all night:
REM analyst.

 

 

 

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